My Halloween quilt
Suddenly much scarier
When I look close up
"Thanks for breakfast dear!"
said she, silently vowing
To post egg mess on blog.
Need to clean out car
kids drink up bottled water
Then they roll around.
Sex in the City
Another party invite
I've never seen show.
Kids found a dead rat
"Mommy can you clean it up?"
"No, that's Daddy's job"
If my cat could talk
She'd say "Thanks for the skylight!
I can has sunbeam!"