Note for the not-amused

The following post is a gentle joke, because I'm 99% sure who my stalker is and I think she would get a laugh from reading this. I think she left her computer on and walked away and I think she honestly read my blog because she loves me.

I don't resent my readers and I'm not in a bad mood. Stop leaving anonymous nasty comments.

I love you.

I promise a better, 85% less sarcastic post tomorrow.

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