Dear Heinz, What were you thinking?

I think I knew what you were thinking.  "Relish is so thick, you don't have to store it upside down."  But the reality is, I've spent years teaching my kids to put the ketchup upside down, and there is no way they are going to remember to put the relish the other way.

So I'm faced with a delimma for my compulsive side - see the condiments on the table with the labels all facing the right way, or see them with the bottles all lined up and one of the labels the wrong way.

I really want to soak off that relish label and decopage it on the other way.  I am not kidding.  It's sort of driving me nuts.

My kids don't really care.  As long as they can do this:

they're happy.